The Moral of the Story is. . . .

I hope I have that type of chutzpah when I'm elderly.

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The Moral of the Story is. . . .

I hope I have that type of chutzpah when I'm elderly.

clipped from www.funny.com

The Big O

Orgasmatron Not at all what it sounds like Click to enlarge
Oh yeah, baby!!!..no batteries needed.

And how would you like that?

MyCuppa Mugs Tar-like or wishy washy? You decide! Click to enlarge

Add milk to match the colour These ingenious drinking vessels have got a series of coloured strips inside, a bit like those colour charts you see in paint shops. The idea is to ask what colour people prefer their tea and coffee and then match it to the selected strip by adding the right amount of milk. Clever, eh? And no more tar-like tea or insipid, dishwater-style coffee. The colour strips range from Milky to Black with variations such as Dark & Strong and Builders' Brew in between.

.....Available at FIREBOX.COM......

Monkey Picked Tea

Why not paws for a cup?

Everyone loves a good old cup of tea, but there are times when the boring standard brand tea simply won't do. After all, we doubt the Queen of England chucks a couple of bags of Lipton's in the pot when she's having visiting dignitaries come by for sandwiches. The only problem is, unless you've got a title in your name and your palate is as pretentious as your hyphen, fancy brews like Earl Grey and Darjeeling just don't hit the spot. What's more, posh tea is hardly likely to get your guests in a lather of excitement. That's why your good friends here at Firebox finally decided to seek out a decidedly different brew to enliven your lunches and transform your tea breaks. And by Jiminy, have we found one! Monkey Picked Tea is a wonderfully refreshing brew that has been hand - or rather paw - picked by monkeys! Do not adjust your computer - you read it right the first time. These well cared for monkeys are famous in their native China and are specially trained by their owners to pick rare, wild tea plants in inaccessible places, such as cliff faces. The monkey-picked leaves produce a pale, golden tea that's so fragrant and delicious it's best served without milk. Or sugar. Or cookies. Or cake. The point being, drinking Monkey Tea should be viewed as an important spiritual event, not to be sullied by crass diversions. Best of all, the monkeys enjoy their work. Picking tea is a family business for most of these resourceful little simians, as their parents before them were usually in the tea picking trade too. And let's face it, scurrying around in the great outdoors harvesting Asia's favourite drink is a far more dignified way to earn a living than prancing around on a barrel-organ in a grubby, ill-fitting clown's suit. Monkey Tea is guaranteed to get tongues wagging and mouths watering the minute you mention it, so put the kettle on and order some today. ..............Available at FIREBOX.COM..........

soggy cereal? No thanks!

http://www.firebox.com/product/1624/Dunk-Mug